'SUP BITCHES.

[hostage]

This is Pana. I'm new here and I'm bringing in Jesse Pinkman from Breaking Bad, the show about meth and poor life choices that's up for WINNING like 500 Emmys tonight. Given that it's a show about villains, Jesse's technically a bad guy. But don't get too excited about that, because he sucks at it. A lot. I'm bringing him in from the finale of Season 5.1, so to those of you following the show on Netflix, I'm sorry for spoilers. Jesse's a drug dealer and total wannabe gangsta, although by now he's mostly outgrown his annoying habits and is actually competent at what he does. He was once a classic henchman-type but has since wised up, so it might be tougher to manipulate him than it once would have been. (Please try anyway.) Anyway, aside from cooking meth and murdering people and being generally abrasive and obnoxious, Jesse's a sweetheart and prone to manly tears. Punch him in the face and then give him a hug.

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