Quiet down, quiet down! Especially you! Yes, you! Don't look away like an idiot! My eyesight is fucking phenomenal! I can see you, you're making stupid faces and not paying attention to a word I'm saying. That's gotta end right this second. Did you ever hear the start of my speech? No?
Godddd! See, you're ruining it for everybody, but you're in luck. The great god of the multiverse (that's me, right here! front & centre!) looks upon your pitiful existence with favour and I'll start it over from the top! I'm Minami Ikki, the great Sky King—
—Wait, what? Time out, time out! What do you mean this isn't the ic intro? No? Well, shit. You assholes should have told me sooner before I totally made a fool outta myself. Man, I'm new here and they're gonna judge me. JUDGE ME UNFAVOURRRABBBLLYYY.
Anyway, hello! My name is Kimmeh! and that exclamation mark comes free of charge! It's optional, just because I fancy up my name doesn't mean that you gotta write it. I just like it. I'm a sparkling new face here over at Exsilium AND I AM REALLY FRICKIN' STOKED TO BE HERE. EEEEEEEEE. ♥
I'm bringing Minami Itsuki from Air Gear! He's a gigantic fucking bastard crow and you will love him. Or maybe not. I'm just going to pretend you'll love him anyway.
I'll have my ic intro up very soon and I look forward to playing with you all. Aaaaaaa, I'm really happy to be here. ♥